Under no circumstances, no matter how many times they stick her tasteless face in front of me. No matter how many glossy pages she stands in, squat thighs pressing together under luxury frocks. No matter how slick they manage to make her hair or how many chi chi bags she sticks her bratty stuff in. Under no circumstances am I or any other woman in the country accepting Kelly Osborne as any kind of stylista.
She's probably a style icon though. I think they gave out iconic as the word of the year at some christmas doo for all the writers last year. My buspass is iconic. Get an iconic two zone weekly ticket for £10.20.
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