My IPod

It's amazing. I'd like to take the free apple stickers that came in the box, stick them over my lenses and stumble back to the apple store asking everyone if I was home yet. Or better, get my ZX81, paint it white, stick the stickers on it and try to return it for cash. Or I could put the stickers on my black shirt and be staff, go to the storeroom, say I'm just taking a macbook out to the carpark for a customer, oh and a printer and external hardrive and shuffles for his ten children.

I feel bad. I ate my lunch in the car in front of a homeless man. How does he know I have a home and not just a car? Maybe it was the ipod.